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Alan Alda is the strongest and awesomest person on the planet!
Do NOT anger him, less he smite you!
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He loves computers.
He once took a trip to the Amazon where he punched a monkey in the throat!
He kicks ass at gaming too!
His XBox 360 Gamerscore is higher than anyone on the planet's.
He's always modding his PC. He tricks out the RAM, motherboard,
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A moose once bit my sister...
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